saya tak faham bahasa inggeris

i was in the kommuter this morning ... as usual .. ALOT ppl in it.

there was a young indian lady standing with her whole body leaning agaist the metal "tiang". A chinese uncle was standing nearby that "tiang" but he can't hold the "tiang" and he was trying so hard not to fall and not to bump to other ppl's body. Til he stand it and ask the indian lady politely whether the indian lady can stand properly so that he can hold that "tiang".

The indian lady replied "Saya tak faham bahasa inggeris"

The uncle angrily replied "Kamu bukan tak faham bahasa inggeris. Kalau tak, macam mana kamu tahu saya sedang cakap bahasa inggeris. Kenapa tak kata saya cakap bahasa lain? Saya ajar kamu-lah, lain kali jangan cakap dan bisu saja-lah. Sekarang, boleh tak kamu berdiri baik-baik sebab saya nak pegang tiang ini!"

The indian lady very angrily stares at the uncle .. but, she left very quick after that.